You're fat and you know you are!

Ok, so we're a bit chunky.

There's nothing wrong with

showing a bit of life experience

around the middle.

It's time to own it boys.

T-Shirts from £20

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"I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person." Jo Brand

Tour Shirts

Since 1992 we've travelled the UK and abroad, playing golf, drinking beer and talking nonsense. Here are a few of of our favourite tour shirts...

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Mugs

If you really want to aid your hangover recovery or bolster your chosen sugar intake method, just buy a bigger mug....

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This site is not endorsed by these famous fat celebrities

Henry VIII, David Boon, Luciano Pavarotti, Oliver Hardy, Val Kilmer, Elvis Presley, Orson Welles, Eamonn Holmes, Alan Brazil, Jonny Vegas, James Corden, Razor Ruddock and Winston Churchill. Not a single one of them. We did ask but nothing doing.

Foodie Fun

"Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out"

Robbie Williams

A lovely fat titfa

You, or your favourite fattie, can now look a bit of a numpty in a hat...

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"Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable."

Jackie Gleason

We sell top quality products with silly designs and text on them about enjoying life. Buy them if you like. Or not if you don't. We do appreciate your visit either way.